Things I’ve Never Done

I am forty years old.

And I have never:

  1. Ran a 50K.
  2. Been inked, because I haven’t found a design that I can commit to permanently.
  3. Sexted anyone, not even my husband.
  4. Rode in a hot air balloon.
  5. Slept in Cinderella’s castle.
  6. Picketed in a protest.

     

  7.  

  8. Held a gun.
  9. Punched a clown despite feeling the urge to do so.
  10. Been tickled until I peed myself, but I’ve laughed until I cried.
  11. Broken a bone.
  12. Surfed or water skied which is a pathetic living in a state surrounded by water on 3 sides.
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  14. Driven across country.
  15. Visited Maine.
  16. Been arrested.
  17. Performed at an open mic night at a comedy club.
  18. Taken a belly dancing or cardio tease class.
  19.  

  20. Attended a drag queen revue, but my hairdresser promises to take me to one.
  21. Skinny dipped.
  22. Slit someone’s tires.
  23. Eaten duck or liver.
  24. Been horseback riding.
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  26. Received over 800 comments on any one post. Holy blogger love, Batman!

 

*This post was inspired by Mama Kat who stole…er…I mean… borrowed the idea from The Pioneer Woman.*
Mama’s Losin’ It

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25 thoughts on “Things I’ve Never Done

    • Most of them, except holding a gun. I’m tired of guns and I would die happy without having to hold a gun. One of my male friends is always trying to convince to go to a shooting range with him. Thankfully, it hasn’t happened yet. Oh and I don’t want to ever break a bone. YIKES! And I could survive without being arrested, unless it was stealing food to feed my family or as a result of a protest.

  1. Want me to leave the same comment 700 times to boost you up there? 😛

    This is such a fun list, but I really appreciate the photoshopping! I’m probably most disappointed in myself for having never protested, because once my husband and I truly intended to, but we ended up taking a nap and missing the bus. Democracy in action.

  2. Looks like you HAVE done some of those things – ha ha ha! Love your photos. 😀

    Great list. I think it would be fun to do one too… I would have some of the same.

  3. So glad I’m not the only one who wants to punch clowns. From your list, I’ve done 2 (I’ve got 2), 3 (my husband), 19 (I was a teenager, give me a break), and 20 (liver and onions as a child before anyone told me what it was and I had sense enough to refuse).

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