Ten days after my wisdom teeth were extracted, I’m still experiencing pain because my bottom left steenky hole is giving me trouble. I can control the pain with 800 mg ibuprofen, but sometimes at night the pain is so intense, I need to take vicodin.
Besides the pain, I’m still on a soft foods diet which is so annoying and almost as painful. Even soft foods like toast, oatmeal or bananas get trapped in my steeky holes which causes me pain and then I’d rather not eat it. So, that leaves me slurping up soup and wishing for chicken wings.
Speaking of chicken wings and other deliciousness, I’ve been torturing myself with food porn on Pinterest. When I first created my recipe board, it was titled, “Eat, Drink and be Merry”, but when I was laid up in bed due to my wisdom teeth, I decided to change the name to “Food, Glorious Food”. Everything I came across looked so good. I can’t wait to be off this soft diet to sink my teeth into those dishes. It’s sad how much I miss real food and beer.
But now think I should change my Pinterest recipe board title to “Food Porn”, due to the primeval sounds I make looking at each photo and recipe. “Ooooooo. Oh wow. What I could do with that.”
So thanks to my stinky holes, I’m a bit impotent in the kitchen these days, but once these pits heal, I’ll be doing the dirty deed again. For now, I’ll just keep drooling over my Pinterest food porn and all the food, glorious food.